Let’s be honest, nothing unites Australia quite like a toilet paper shortage. But after the 2020 supermarket chaos, a growing number of Aussies started wondering: is paper really the best we can do?
Bamboo to the Rescue 🌱
Bamboo toilet paper is soft, strong, and grows faster than a tradie on smoko. It’s also way better for the environment than traditional paper. Local legends like Eco Cheeks and Oobamboo are leading the charge with plastic-free, tree-hugging rolls that don’t feel like sandpaper.
Recycled Rolls, Not Rubbish ♻️
If wiping with bamboo feels too exotic, recycled toilet paper is a solid step. Brands like How We Roll Co make theirs from post-consumer waste, clean, hygienic, and with zero trees harmed in the process. Bonus points: They plant a tree with every box you buy. Your bum’s now a philanthropist.
Bidets: The Fresh Revolution 🚿
No paper, no problem. Bidets are slowly becoming a thing in Aussie homes, offering a gentle, water-powered clean that feels more spa day than survival tactic. Brands like Tushy make affordable bidet attachments that install in minutes, no plumber required.
Reusable Wipes (AKA the Family Cloth) 🧼
Feeling adventurous? Meet the “family cloth.” It’s a washable wipe system that’s surprisingly soft and eco-friendly…if you can get past the idea. Brands like Cheeky Wipes make kits designed for easy, hygienic use. It’s not for everyone, but it’s a hit with die-hard zero-wasters.
Is Toilet Paper on the Way Out? 🧻
No, it won’t be overnight, but for eco-conscious Aussies, the humble loo roll might be losing its grip. Whether you switch to bamboo, spray with a bidet, or go full cloth crusader, your toilet habits might just help save the planet.
