Dave - Part of The Bigger Breakfast

G'day.
Dave here from The Bigger Breakfast. Who would have thought that I could be still be doing this job after all these years and still look as good as I do!??!! It must be the fresh Lake Illawarra air blowing in from across King Street Warrawong.

Lost of people ask me "what time do youse get up? It's a time of day that we call "Stupid O'clock". It is obscene ! There shouldn't even be numbers that small on a clock. So, I have devised a way that helps my brain get around the fact that my morning is the middle of your night. The way I deal with it is to pretend that I live slightly east of a place called New Zuland. That means when I wake up, it’s around 7:30. Then I quickly time-travel to Wollongong where it's 5am and presto ! On the air with a big smile, ready to face another day full of fun, ridiculousness, the Illawarra peak-traffic-minute and each other. Anyway, here's some facts about me... should you need something to help send you off to sleep:


Q. Born ?
A. Yes.

Q. City I grew up in ?
A. I never really grew up but the answer is Melbourne.

Q. Work I’ve done other than what I’m doing now ?
A. Car detailer, motor mechanic, sign-writer, encyclopedia salesman, building-site laborer, fantasy telephone operator, petrol station driveway attendant, Laser-Disc salesman, driving instructor, video production cable-puller and fluffer, weekly columnist for ‘The West Australian’, Page-3-Girl selector for ‘The Truth’ newspaper, voice-over guy for TV and radio commercials, nightclub DJ/VJ, female impersonator, concierge.

Q. Injuries suffered ?
A. Broken arm – right. Cause: uncontrolled cycling into solid object - a brick wall (aged 7)

Broken head. Cause: horse-riding incident. Uncontrolled flight from saddle into terrain (aged 8)

Broken arm – left. Cause: Uncontrolled brother being seated on said arm while fighting with self over TV channel (age 12)

Broken arm – right. Cause: Uncontrolled exit from playground swing into terrain (aged 38)

Broken scapula – left. Cause: Uncontrolled landing on icy terrain while practicing airborne skiing maneuvers.

Q. Body Piercings ?
A. Yes !?!?!?!